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Mr. Weeks

Mr. Weeks! My dude! The main man! Where do I start? This might sound cheesy, but Mr. Weeks is so much more than just a student teacher. He's a friend.He's funny, kind, smart, and easy to listen and talk to.He's someone that I've connected with easily, we vibed straight away. Not to mention an incredible sense of style! :) He radiates good energy and he can make anyone smile within seconds of meeting him. The world brightened when he came into it, and I know his life has such a bright future. The world needs more people like him, and I feel lucky to know someone so incredible.
Did you hear about Mr. Weeks? It's his BIRTHDAY!!
by Kiri♡ November 1, 2021
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Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
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cracker week

The last week of the month according to your budget. Too much money was spent in the first 3 weeks to live a decent life in the 4th. Therefore, you resort to eating crackers and water. Every purchase must be dirt cheap, by the words “Oh well, it’s cracker week!”
With the way I’m blowing my money now, I’m headed for a fat cracker week.
by bwsimonse March 18, 2022
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Week for your man

This is the week before valentines when a man’s woman drops her pride and acts on impulse down to what her man tells her to do. This week for your man is too support his mental health and bank account for preparation for Valentine’s Day
“ girl it’s the week for your man throw it back, I did everyday for his mental forget gifts on valentines I want his baby”
by AlanBooga February 3, 2022
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Jean week

Jean week is we're everyone who has jean from genshin impact must build jean
by Tedd bear September 24, 2022
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Golden week

When a team wins a championship, they don’t do NOTHING except celebrate and party for a whole week.
It’s the golden week! That’s mean we drinking all week long.
by Ok coo! November 27, 2023
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Jake Duffy Week

Jake Duffy Week starts the second Monday in August and goes until Sunday
Hey guys it’s Jake Duffy Week, let’s drink!
by Dbxoebfic August 11, 2025
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