jeff walker

jeff is MY pimp!
he is one fine ass mother fucker

JEFF RUNS MY SHOW<3

ex) oo ahh jeff harder!!!!!!!

lay it on me sweet bitch

jeff is MY pimp
he is one fine ass mother fucker

JEFF RUNS MY SHOW<3

ex) oo ahh jeff harder!!!!!!!

lay it on me sweet bitch

by amanda cowan March 16, 2005

walker

The event in which a woman/man is sucking a penis, and the reciever of the oral steps back, turns around, and farts directly in his/her face.

Johnson was getting some head when he turned around and farted in her face. That chick got walkered.

by Mateo Britt October 23, 2006

wanker

Literally, wanker is accepted to mean "one who masturbates". The frequency of masturbation required to confer the status of "wanker" upon an individual is open to interpretation, as the insult is used as a catch-all category to include fools, buffoons, idiots etc. They're all wankers - the lot of 'em. The cop who caught you speeding, the politician you just saw on TV, those insipid tossbags moaning about global warming. All wankers.

Rarely, the word is used by some to refer to the penis itself, though this usage doesn't seem to be widely known.

"Paul is such a wanker - he killed a toddler while driving drunk. He's due in court on Tuesday."

"Which one of you wankers ate my schnitzel?"

"Drop your wankers and get over here, I need a hand with this..."

by meconium_sandwich January 13, 2008

Wankerchief

After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.

"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"

"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"

by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006

Wanker notes

The contents of a porn magazine

Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"

by Øystein72 April 23, 2008

wackenstud

(1)special (2)retarted (3)to do something stupid (4)dang it (5)wacky (6)

that was a wackenstud move.
your such a wackenstud.
WACKENSTUD.

by i aint tellin you my real name December 16, 2008

wankerium

When a person (usually a snob) decorates his home with artwork and/or cultural artefacts, placed there for the sole purpose of impressing guests, he is said to live in a wankerium.

Bob dreaded going to dinner parties at Antoine's wankerium, knowing he'd be subjected to boring annecdotes all night.
eg. "Do you like that monkey sculpture in my living room? I picked it up in Istanbul..."

by Peppard01 November 21, 2009