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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Garbage wind

The stinky wind that blows up into your face when you open a garbage chute in an apartment building.
Garbage dust flew into my eye when I was hit by the garbage wind from the chute.
by BayswaterGirl November 10, 2021
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Arizona wind chime

A Mexican hanging from a tree typically in Spring Valley and Cordes Lakes
Hey loom at that Arizona Wind Chime over there!
by Landthekid May 31, 2018
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Michigan Wind Strom

When a person blows on a woman's clit and she cumes from the simulation
Justin did a Michigan wind Strom and blew on jen's clit and then she would cum very hard
by Jjettas March 19, 2024
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trapped wind

A fart that is too high up your guts, so you can't let it out and causing pain.
"I had so much soda at lunch, I'm dealing with some serious trapped wind. If I disappear for a few minutes, you'll know why."
by ElzearYoung January 7, 2024
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winding much

it is when it is very very much wind the word is usually used by Elias peter anderberg grahn
hey åke its winding much today
by Luckykingen April 22, 2022
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Wind-up merchant

Don't answer any question from the wind-up merchant
by Shlag123 June 5, 2023
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