Bulge watching

The literal form of cock watching. When someone who you assumed to be straight is caught looking at some meat.
“Nah I know your ass ain’t bulge watching right now
by Ben_420 March 31, 2024
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hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.
Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.
by Alex FromDownstairs November 6, 2013
mugGet the hairy watchmug.

watched out

Completely bored from watching too much television and video
I'm 'watched out'; I don't watch T.V or video any more!
by NICO 7 August 31, 2007
mugGet the watched outmug.
the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money
"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"
by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023
mugGet the National pocket watch baby slime daymug.

Parent Watching

When someone judges how a Parent is Parenting their kids.
"She shouldn't let her kids play video games all night" no you just Parent Watching, it's my kids let them have fun.

"Kids shouldn't be exposed to lgbtq+ content" no you just Parent Watching, they can understand it.
"They shouldn't punish their kid for having one C" no you just Parent Watching, my kid need to be smart and successful.

"A father should be disciplative" no you just Parent Watching, My kid turn out respectful.

"A mother can't raise a kid without a father properly" no you just Parent Watching, my kid turned out normal.
by Daytime35 September 8, 2025
mugGet the Parent Watchingmug.

fuck watch

Two people who are flirting and seem to be interested in hooking up/having sex
Ethan and Samantha have been talking for a while... I'd say they're on fuck watch at this point.
by sIeVe_ February 28, 2019
mugGet the fuck watchmug.

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