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Vampiresexual

Team Edward would be vampire sexual, while Team Jacob would be lycanthrosexual.

Tanya loves Edward so she must be vampiresexual
by SlytherinAngel May 4, 2010
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vampies

"I bet Edward once wore vampies" Bob said
by anime anim June 19, 2015
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vampirize

In business, "vampirizing" means a product of a brand could potentially burn sales from another product of the same brand. It's usually a mistake to have two conflicting products in a given line of products.
Apple's iPod Touch will now eventually vampirize iPhones sales, because it's the same product, just without the phone.

That's why Apple launched it later, screwing a lot of customers who would have bought the Touch instead, not really needing another phone.
by chris banach December 9, 2007
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Vampyre

Refers to Vampire aesthetics, as in the subculture. Typically vampire refers to the vampires of history. Vampyre is the term used for modern day people who participate in vampire role-play or dress etc.
Dracula is a vampire, the chic with the fangs wearing all black at the coffee shop is a vampyre.
by Heidi April 26, 2005
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vampiring

Giving a girl oral sex while she is on her period.
Dude last night I was vampiring my girl.

What day was she on?

The first...it was a fucking waterfall!
by bigbitch February 25, 2009
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fagotus vampirus

A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.
Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.
by guywhotypeslow December 25, 2009
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Vampirates

Punk rock band from Ashland, Oregon and Reno, Nevada.
"Then the vampirates played and proceeded to absolutely beat the shit out of eachother and simultaniously amaze and confuse the audience with the ferocity of the music and the barroom brawl vibe they have with eachother. Bass player loses his strap and takes a knee mid-song so as to finish playing. Singer sees this and proceedes to barrel right into him with his shoulder and then, just in case that wasn't enough, kicks him while he's trying to play. Guitar player sees it and any rational person would go stop this violent mayhem with his band mates. Does he stop it? No, he runs and jumps right into them with the same abandon one would when one cannon balls into a pool. Only this isn't a pool. It's people and they're in your band." - Ryan Stark
by vampirates March 7, 2009
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