university of northwestern ohio 

just don't

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Just don't go to the university of northwestern ohio

university of northwestern ohio by MIssingChromosone September 28, 2021

university of western ontario 

Heaven for white people

I go to the University of Western Ontario, and my major is AEO.

university of western ontario by jason_litty December 27, 2022

post universal depression 

When you miss going to universal with your friend and you look at all the good times you had and you realize how much you life sucks, yeet. Also you remember all the jokes and you realize how you should have done more, so much regret. SMH

I have a test tomorrow! Ugh i miss universal. Honestly, the post universal depression is real!

post universal depression by Heyyeets December 10, 2018

Widener University 

Widener is a place where at night you stay on your side of the bridge, and DO NOT CROSS or being robbed or shot is coming your way. Otherwise it’s pretty safe. It’s a place where parties thrive if the sports teams are kicking ass (especially football). Pornstars even come to the parties aka Tiffany Banister. The pride ride on those late Saturday nights come in clutch, and Maggie Mays campus bar thrives on Thursday nights. Our frats got kicked off campus a while back so we reside in the off campus houses in Sun Hill. You never know what’s going to occur whether it be a drunk grandma walking the streets at 1 am or the little chesterites challenging you to a dance battle. Can’t beat the place. 5 stars!

You never know what to expect at Widener University.

Widener University by Your boy Chad September 27, 2019

Zoom University 

Because of the COVID pandemic in 2020, all schools switched over to a business meeting app called "Zoom" to teach. Note that the app also lets you turn off your camera, microphone, and 90% of the time the teacher doesn't give a shit what you're doing anyways. This was CLEARLY a great idea.

Grandma: How was school, sonny?
Graduate: I'm glad I learned nothing this year on Zoom University!

Zoom University by I'm better off Dead September 14, 2020

Plymouth University 

THE place to be if you love 1 sentence of feedback on your assignments after waiting 2 months for it, constant, relentless rain and got crap A-levels so need to go through clearing.

Plymouth University - “Anyone else still trying to pass their English GCSE?”

Plymouth University by Yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtwat December 16, 2020

Marxist University 

A university that has been infiltrated by social justice warriors (SJWs).

Joe Trudeau attended Marxist University to learn about the wage gap and other bogus social issues.

Marxist University by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021