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Chris Tanev

#8 for the Vancouver Canucks. he plays defence. he is very sexy and adorable. He is secretly in love with Eddie Lack of the Chicago wolves. #teamtack Eddie Lack often blames tanev for things on twitter. #blametanev
Anna: Who is your favourite player on the canucks?

Jill: Chris Tanev! he's so goodlooking!

Anna: Same! he is so good looking!
by tanevtown March 23, 2013
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Chris Dimas

Below average Canadian chess specimen, with a current handicap of 888. Chris Dimas currently has a moderate to above average kill count with majority of the victims coming from tinder or bumble. Voted best boy in the world by his mother, Chris Dimas has achieved everything he has set his mind to except the kill on Rachel Martin.
Hey, look! It's Chris Dimas that cum dumpster! Open up Chris!

Hey, isn't that the beetlejuice guy?
by Chris Dimas March 25, 2019
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lena and chris

THE FUCKING SHIT! The sexiest couple of life. They are so perfect together and they bring out the best in each other. It can't get any better than Chris and Lena. Crazy but amazing at the same time. Also they are super smart and a bit kinky. They will be together forever and ever :)
Damn they are hot af they must be Lena and Chris
by Opxrs October 9, 2016
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Chris Helstein

That Chris Helstein tried to touch that girl in her sleep.
by efj,hnsejkghsrjkgsrkg May 11, 2012
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Chris Kotsch

Chris Kotsch

Chris Kotsch typically a person born in the 1970's and is now a middle aged man.

Born in the great lands of Saskatchewan in the midst of a lightning storm, legend has it that upon his exit from the womb Chris Kotsch was struck but lightning giving him superhuman abilities.

Chris Kotsch is known for his extremely kind nature often seen helping little old ladies cross busy intersections, and observed once or twice rescuing kittens from tree tops.
Don't be deceived by his kindness. Chris Kotsch is a deadly serious killing machine, specializing in the super secret martial art of kahrahtay, rumor has it that he once got into an altercation with Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme at the same time, he left the bar with both their heads in tow.
Chris Kotsch is a future candidate in the United States presidential election, hoping to be president by year 2028 running his board would be his trusty partners Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Mr. T, and the guy who played the Toxic Avenger. His presidential promise is to get to the bottom of the flat earth debate and to send a giraffe to the moon.
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Chris Maher

Cancer Chris has chest cancer!! It's looks like a shark fin. That's why he's so good at backstroke. There is a legend that he is gay but nobody knows because a dick a day keeps the gay away.
Boy: There's a shark in the water!!
Girl: No, it's just Chris Maher.
by IShankDeep November 20, 2018
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Merry Chris

Merry Chris, is a beautiful and funny girl. Though she might be an introvert but that doesn't stop her from caring on people she loves. Even though she has trouble of expressing her feelings, she tries her best to show how she express in her own ways.
by merry chris November 23, 2021
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