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Tim

Gore blimey is this guy fat, I mean huge, enoumous, gigantic.
Also he is diabetic but has a tight ass and is very fat. This guy is huge, morbidly obese, fat, boulder like.
Guy: Fuck me that Tim gay is sooo fat
Anyone: you aren't wrong he is very morbid and horny
by Mich pike December 5, 2019
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tim's panini

tim's sandwich that tastes rlly good everyone who takes a bite become jacked and good at the timpani
I ate tim's panini and now all the babes love me
by tim sandvich March 9, 2022
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Tim W

A fucking awesome guy who fucks every girl that comes in his way, but he also likes to suck Thomas‘ dick!

He is also gay, but only with Thomas at the German House.
He also likes to be fucked by horses
Girl: Look over there, somebody is getting fucked by a horse.
Girl: Must be a Tim W
by TheTruth_261995 November 22, 2021
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Tim

A listener and fan of Hello Internet
"Oh, look how fast the Tims got to the last hot drop"
by AsamiTakanishi April 13, 2020
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Tim

Tim is a big eye-maker and always pissed off because of his girlfriend, but he is not able to speak up because he is a simp.
If you are investing in crypto and friends with him, don't expect any gains.
That applies actually not only to crypto, but being succesful in life.
So remember to watch out for his big eye.
Tim is also very subsceptible to make peace with his greatest enemies and kiss their ass.
If you still want to be friends with him, make sure to invest in ETFs.
"Watch out - Auge ballert"
" Since I broke the contact to Tim, I became a Millionaire"
"Damn, Tim was right. Thanks to him I made 1% gains on my ETFs. Crypto is shit."
by TheCapybara November 22, 2021
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Tim Walz

A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.
Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
by Pizza Chungusta August 11, 2024
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