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tiktokracy 

(1) A society living under the late-stage hegemonic rule of social media, which has been reduced to its most ridiculous, suspect, unverified, and useless form -- i.e., an endless individualized algorithmic feed of short, often obnoxious, assertion-filled videos created by random persons one does not know nor has any reason to believe or trust.

(2) A society experiencing a rapid erosion of veracity and rigor, and an explosion of inattention and confirmation bias.
As the country has slid further and further into its tiktocracy phase, it has become more and more difficult to know what is important, what is factual, who any of these people yelling shit at me from my phone are, let alone why I should care what they have to say or what stupid shit they do.

Is it just me, or does living in this tiktokracy make us stupider by the second?
tiktokracy by pleasenomoretiktok October 7, 2022
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TikTok treatment 

The affects of what happens to a genuinely good song and or band and getting popular on TikTok. Said song or band have become utterly unbearable to listen to after so many people use it, speed it up, slow it down, edit it and make it show up everywhere until the song becomes mind numbing.
“Oh darn! I used to love that song now i cant stand it”
“Looks like it got the TikTok treatment”
TikTok treatment by Ramsam November 16, 2022

Tiktok punk

People (usually posers) who usually only listen to songs/bands they found on tiktok, and usually don’t know shit about politics. They most of the time argue about random things nobody does anymore like how lace code is relevant or not in their small suburb of Mississippi. A lot of tiktok punks at shows will usually be seen wearing stuff that’s not normally seen in places where people mosh, like their worn down demonias and a shit ton of chains that’ll definitely get ripped off.

Sometimes they actually get into punk because they’re mostly just kids who only just discovered their first band, so if they don’t seem too bad, help me out and recommend music. But some will just grow out of it, or be bullied out. It’s a shame cus a lot of newbies are potentially cool, but just super cringe.
Bro look at this tiktok punk, such a poser.”
“I bet they only listen to Dead Kennedys.”
Tiktok punk by Cigbud December 1, 2022

TikTok's Razor 

The philosophical principle that any and all extraordinary, outrageous, or otherwise controversial video content, featured on the social media app TikTok, should immediately be consider fake and fabricated for clout unless otherwise proven real beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Tim: Hey Bob, did you see this crazy Tiktok video? I can't believe something like that happened!
Bob: Well, that's because it probably didn't. Tiktok's Razor!!
TikTok's Razor by Roland Deschain February 17, 2023

Tiktokification 

used to describe or refer to any negative effect tiktok leaves or has on something. examples include how some music is becoming shorter and more repetitive, or how other social media platforms are including their own version of short form video content in order to cash in on tiktok's success, etc.
the tiktokification of music has made a lot of genres bland and boring
The direct spawn of absolute bullshit. If you create degenerate unwanted content on it, you deserve to be incinerated alive, tortured, whipped, ball squeezed, boiled alive, and then murdered for being a pathetic piece of dog intercourse. You have happily and eagerly contributed the degeneration of our society, and attempted to show people how f!@#ing dumb they can be in this world. I hope you can grow up realising the horrible and pathetic choices you made in life, and regret what you have done, although there is barely any hope for you. I wish I could launch a tomahawk missile at your cancer infested house and do the world a favour, but I cant.
Bob: Hello how are you
Dick: Im good now stfu Im filming a gay furry sex porn man tiktok
Bob:'pulls out M16A2'
Bob: What did you just say to me goddam proboscis monkey thot fatherless stupid dickhow
Bob:'does a favour for the world and eliminates another fucking stupid waste of space tiktoker'
tiktok by su27 flanker April 26, 2023

tiktok cringy girls 

please just don't watch tiktok cringy girls!!!!!!!!
random tiktok girl simp: "I LOVE TIKTOK CRINGY GIRLS!!1!11!1!!"

PLEASE HELP ME I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
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