High Tech Redneck

Anyone who has the qualities of a geek/nerd/dork except that they live in the southern United States.

Bubba: Billy's been playing world of warcraft for two days straight. Is he a nerd now?

Leroy: naw he's just become a high tech redneck

by BrolySSJ5 March 24, 2009

Redneck Short Bus

Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.

You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.

by hHop October 8, 2013

Redneck Mistaken Identity

When a "friend" believes you originated from Texas when infact you lived in Oregon and are English

Hey, didn't you come from Texas?

No! I think this is a case of Redneck Mistaken Identity!

by Longleggedcleggyweggy November 26, 2010

redneck truck parade

Big trucks with Trump flags rallying together acting tough playing Lee Greenwood

I woke up this morning due to a redneck truck parade driving by playing proud to be an American. Assholes

by bhrules November 5, 2020

Redneck Whip Around

When someone takes a hatchet to your dick.

Bitch I'll give you a redneck whip around

by CokeHogan February 10, 2018

redneck beach ball

"Redneck beach ball" a bloated dead animal you find while your swimming in the horse trough

, "Hey Rick, is that y'alls cat? He don't look so good. he blown up as big as a redneck beach ball"

by Damien Emley May 14, 2019

Redneck foie gras

When on insert expensive butter in opposite orifice of preferred roadkill then massage and marinates liver to ones enjoyment and satisfaction.

Buns sure was excited to make redneck foie gras after hitting that doe with his truck . He sure needs a girlfriend , this is the third time this week he’s made that dish

by Stagzinn May 3, 2021