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Jazzy J

Jazzy J arouses the younglings, seduces them and drains them with its unique 'ew' factor
Also known as Jiz (in my pants) J for those who have been lured into her Medusa snake hair and Gollum eyes.
by ChandyKhanEhEhEh May 27, 2009
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j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.
dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.
by JBesch May 15, 2007
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J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.
Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.
by ekulwyo October 28, 2006
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J-Steel

A tool used by the one and only Jerome Castiron to fuck the opps up.
Ay bo get that J-Steel
by Therealslaver July 7, 2022
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J Roy

J Roy is an amazing person with a very large peen and he steals ur thots
Wow J Roy has a large peen
He just stole my thot
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J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops
I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.
by Jodow69 October 13, 2020
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speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.
I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.
by SomethingRemotelyFunny June 8, 2018
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