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alpha nan

A form of nan, somewhat resembling an alpha wolf. Can be seen in care homes around the globe and are known as vicious predators, often demolishing their counterparts as far back as 1836. Last known alpha Nan attack was in the winter of 2014 where multiple alphas fought it out over a Terry’s chocolate orange. 16 people were injured in the attack and some were punished to the death.
Watch out, I heard that an alpha nan is near us.
by Nan hunter October 14, 2020
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Alpha

The worst thing to refer to yourself as. It’s also commonly used among furries, pov TikTokers, and cringe people in general.
“I’m such as alpha making me the better person
Please stop
by AestheticToast March 7, 2023
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Alpha male

A guy with a small dick with mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*
by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021
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Free Alpha

Sharing unsolicited data, information or intelligence with other men that can benefit them and help them succeed without wanting or expecting anything in return. Offering insight or leaving a bread crumb trail that is beneficial to other men that may be struggling with or seeking a solution for a problem. Loving your fellow brothers like your self and giving them dope ass actionable information.

Also collecting duck butter that is saturated with pheromones' and testosterone with your thumbnail from under your ball sack and offering it to your bro to smell after you sniff it first. The offer is usually silent and the thumb is put right infront of your bro's nose so they can get a whiff of it.

Like all free alpha, there is not need for thanking or gratitude.. the pleasure free alpha is in the act of giving, not the gratitude from the other party. Because you are your brothers keeper. Not to say that gratitude is not of extreme importance. It is the Joy and gratitude of the alpha for being who he is which compels him to share and give free alpha to others.

There are no strings attached to free alpha. It is an act of giving useful info to your fellow man. Also pheromones' trigger signals within the body, there fore pheromones' are a type of data or signal carrier that changes and affects behavior. This is why you shouldn't wear deodorant.. all the free alpha makes pussies wet and puts fear into the heart of other men that do not know you or are not a familiar.
Bro... i just gave you so much free alpha.. stop being a beta cuck and take action.

if you don't stop being a lazy bastard and keep asking me for free alpha without putting any work in, im going to fuck your wife because you are acting like a beta.

dude.. wtf are you doing with you hand down your pants.. oh here have some free alpha.. it will put hair on your chest.
by dadbofor December 29, 2023
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Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023
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alpha

first letter of the Greek alphabet (Α α).
"Alpha, beta, gamma, A, B, C..."
by hydorus shui October 1, 2023
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alpha model

An alpha model is a person (male or female) who performs oral sex on members of the opposite sex.
"I'm so stoked that my new girlfriend is an alpha model."
by Potassium June 21, 2005
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