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Aaron woods

Aaron woods is an amazing drummer who in the band at the end of me and also drums for the ghost club
by Ethanjepson9 May 18, 2019
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mixed wood

When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
Today when I saw a car crash I got so horny. I had mixed wood for about 2 hours.
by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014
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wood staining

The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.
1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!
by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018
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Logan wood

a remarkable very large tree. he used his fingers like a majestic wizard on his bass. fav hobbies: smoking weed and playing with tiddes.

pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth
yo bro you seen that tall ass tree Logan wood?
by Babash00keth December 29, 2019
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Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 2, 2022
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alfred wood

by meowewoew December 6, 2022
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wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.
He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.
by Kilo Tango November 9, 2019
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