wind denier

A person who doesn’t believe in wind or anything pertaining to wind

“Dang it’s windy outside“
“How can wind deniers not believe in this”

by Michael Jordan the Star April 6, 2023

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

winding much

it is when it is very very much wind the word is usually used by Elias peter anderberg grahn

hey åke its winding much today

by Luckykingen April 22, 2022

Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

Must've Been The Wind

An unusual scene taking place for a split second before going back to normal like nothing happened.

"HUH is that a capybara riding on a gator?"
"Hmp?. Must've Been The Wind."

by Can of springed worms April 19, 2025

boznian and herzagovian wind turbine

The act of having anal sex while laying on top of a wind turbine in Iowa. You first go through all the positions and then you both fall off because you have parachutes and then flying into a cat orphanage.

Hey fynn, wanna go boznian and herzagovian wind turbine later today. Your mom will join.

by 6117 April 15, 2025

Shit Wind

1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee

Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!

by Funktacular February 9, 2023