The shitsy bitchsy spider

A play on words of the “itsy bitsy spider” nursery rhyme.

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/

by J\ July 10, 2023

Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.

Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.

by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010

Spider King Clan

S.K.C. gang originating from northern Alabama

That guy is a member of spider king clan

by Blahblahniggawtf January 10, 2018

Spider-Man that ho

When you cum onto your hand and flick it in your partner's face.

When I Spider-Man that ho, she kicked me in the stomach and had me arrested for assault.

by J. Bradley May 8, 2008

Joey The Spider Monkey

A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).

Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."

by LoveUrMawmLikePie December 21, 2008

Itsy Bitsy Spider

When one person walks their fingers slowly across another person’s butt cheeks then spreads their cheeks open for anal play.

Last night my boyfriend itsy bitsy spidered me to get me in the mood for some super sweet anal.

by Sex Lab September 29, 2019

Cock Spider

An accidental creature created when Eric misheard the phrase "Clock Spider" The Cock Spider is a penis with 8 spidery legs. The Cock Spider's arch enemy is the Cock Biter

A:"Did you see the pictures of Clock Spider?"
E:"WHAT?! A COCK SPIDER?"
A:"What? no- wait... cock spider?"
E:"....sounds pretty cool"
E""I SMELL A DOODLE COMING UP

by Andy The Idea Maker December 20, 2008