killed a white spider

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.

I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.

Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.

by Allsorties July 19, 2017

Spider King Clan

S.K.C. gang originating from northern Alabama

That guy is a member of spider king clan

by Blahblahniggawtf January 10, 2018

Spider-Man that ho

When you cum onto your hand and flick it in your partner's face.

When I Spider-Man that ho, she kicked me in the stomach and had me arrested for assault.

by J. Bradley May 8, 2008

Joey The Spider Monkey

A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).

Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."

by LoveUrMawmLikePie December 21, 2008

Itsy Bitsy Spider

When one person walks their fingers slowly across another person’s butt cheeks then spreads their cheeks open for anal play.

Last night my boyfriend itsy bitsy spidered me to get me in the mood for some super sweet anal.

by Sex Lab September 29, 2019

Cock Spider

An accidental creature created when Eric misheard the phrase "Clock Spider" The Cock Spider is a penis with 8 spidery legs. The Cock Spider's arch enemy is the Cock Biter

A:"Did you see the pictures of Clock Spider?"
E:"WHAT?! A COCK SPIDER?"
A:"What? no- wait... cock spider?"
E:"....sounds pretty cool"
E""I SMELL A DOODLE COMING UP

by Andy The Idea Maker December 20, 2008

spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.

I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.

by D-n-C November 2, 2006