by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017

Chronic roasting is a comeback that specializes in the art of sarcastic satire. In this case Person A will Ensue to dismiss any of Person B sarcasm by reverse humour. It is chronic due to the amount of effort and the persistence the Person A will go through just to make the comeback so forceful that Person B would assume to have an existential crisis.
"your bloodline is as weak as that fade, you done fucked up now"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"
by Ain't your damn Business April 7, 2018

by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020

When you cut a whole in the bottom of a peanut butter jar, and two men insert their penis in both openings of the peanut butter jar and "spit roast" it.
by 234568789uifohug2 February 11, 2025

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
by Raviable March 29, 2020

the act of two or more people getting together to watch netflix and proceeding to jokingly make fun of ('roast') themselves or others.
jack and flame wanted to have an entertaining evening with some laughs, so they decided to have a netflix and roast session.
by Oxford Dictionary 3rd Edition April 27, 2021
