$5 fist pump

The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.

Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.

Jr won a blackjack hand and ripped off a $5 fist pump as he raked in one whole red chip.

by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

Pump Up the Jam

Made popular by Techtronic in 1989. Meaning to 'set the dancefloor on fire'. Usually by means of the running man and other late 80's dance moves.

I am going to go out tonight and totally pump up the jam

by Layla M October 21, 2010

Guido Fist Pump

Step 1: With a clenched fist, retract the forearm towards the shoulder in a hammer fist fashion.

Step 2: Extend the fist outward to the side of one's body until desired length is reached.

::::::::::::::Repeat::::::::::::::

(Shit techno plays)Guido: Oh snap,it's time to dance. Guido's assemble, it's Guido Fist Pump pump pump. Damn we're jacked and tan.

by Danbeelz August 8, 2008

michigan gas pump

Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.

Girl: I'm from michigan

Guy: Can I give you a michigan gas pump?

Girl: Only if it is high octane.

by krautmonkey December 19, 2013

pump action swing

all the guns and blades fused into one holy grail of a weapon

u don't want to be at the business end of the pump action swing.

by theshad January 12, 2008

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 2, 2003

one pump Trump

An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.

Or

A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.

This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.

by Axiom2020 November 6, 2020