Callin the police

(v) when your sibling snitches about the gangster shit you did last night
Uhh ohh. She’s callin the police…”
by DankestNight March 17, 2023
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Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
by Dwight k. Schrute January 08, 2020
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can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 07, 2025
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online police

Fabrizio - “I suggest you remove that post, it’s already been reported to the online police… big hug”
by TMDNS February 24, 2024
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Police

Humans who that generate revenue from the people they're supposed to be protecting.
I got pulled over driving for work by the police for doing 5mph over

That's crazy, we pay taxes to pay tickets
by NachoBusiness727 February 02, 2023
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