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Onion

A joke with layers, a joke that everyone 'passes around', a joke that gets even more funny as people 'pull each layer', adding more funny things about the joke.
Guy 1: "Look at the teacher's jumper..."
Guy 2: "Looks like it was made by his mum."
*laughs*
Guy 3: "Out of pubes."
*more laughs*
Guy 4: "Out of Chris-chan's pubes!"
*extreme laughing*
(the joke here is an onion)
by XxHarvzBackxX February 20, 2022
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Onion Booty

a large round butt, usually belonging a female...
Yeah bro, that girl from the club last night had an onion booty too bad she told me she was 16...
by Seven Point Six Two June 27, 2021
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Tight Onion

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.
"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
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i made the onion

lmao i make onions and the guy who gave her son an onion
lmao but seriously i made the onion and i make many onions so hmu for some onions
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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beefy onion

Gross moldy and squishy penis that catches you by surprise.
Dude, did you see Jeremy's beefy onion?
by What8888 March 10, 2017
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Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.
Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions
by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022
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Purple onion

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"
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