Disappointment day

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.

Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"

by Jonathon Quick December 30, 2009

lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.

Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.

by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006

Day Beers

A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day

Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?

by A.Anon January 28, 2013

patriga day

December 1st, or patriga day, is the day when all u no-nut november brothers could nut all you want.

Yo you hear? It's finally patriga day!

by Patriga originator November 27, 2019

Scrunchie Day

Give you crush a scrunchie day!

Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!

by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019

Jada's Day

On January 25 aka "J25" we honor the best Jada in the world. J25 is a day to turn up but most importantly be thankful Jada.

I can't wait to celebrate Jada's Day!!!

by gonetopluto December 30, 2021

Lion day

A day in which you do absolutly nothing other than possibly eating, masturbating, and sleeping.

My weekend was the best. Saturday was a lion day.

by Eeveeitout September 27, 2014