lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.

Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.

by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006

No cursing Day

a day when nobody cures (august 23)

Hey you cant curse its no cursing day.

by lbndae August 11, 2020

faith day

An amazing artist and amazing person, way better lookin then she thinks she is, she's a babe! ;-)

Wow who's that beautiful girl?
Yeah that's just Faith Day

by I'm right, Faith is hot! July 7, 2016

toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

by GA Bees May 21, 2017

schnuerffdog day

a fun and joyous holiday that happens the first friday of the second semester in a school year! those celebrating wear green to share their schnuerffdog day cheer!!!

“hey, why are you ironing your green shirt?”
“it’s schnuerffdog day tommorow, obviously!!”

by lickmyhairyhole January 20, 2023

newt day

sept. 7th is newt day because it is the 250th day of the year. (only book fans will get it) so write on your arm or wrist, "great, we're all bloody inspired."

we'll know who the real fans are.

friend on september seventh / newt day: "hey, what's that on your arm?"
me: pulls sleeve to reveal the written quote, 'great, we're all bloody inspired.'

by leialt April 26, 2021

Lonely day

Lonely day
/Noun/

A day in which a male, or female has not got a reply from someone all day, the ones who they want to reply can range from normal people to people they like.

How to find a lonely day
When someone who usually does not respond, it is not a lonely day
When it is someone who always responds and replies just barely does, and or does not at all, it is a lonely day.

Person 1: Man, today is such a lonely day, you feel?
Person 2:
Person 1: Yep...

by Razorclaw the crab December 23, 2018