test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end

Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.

by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015

Egyptian electric testes

Being tased by a 50,000 volt taser directly on your taint and balls.

Yo did you try that new sex move?
You mean the Egyptian electric testes OF COURSE!
Yup how is it.
I can't have kids.

by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj November 6, 2018

iced carton test

A simple test used to check whether a carton or similar packaging item contains liquid or ice.
To perform the test, pick up the carton and shake at a moderate pace. You should feel a constant force as the liquid hits the edge with each shake. If you feel something hit the carton from inside, there's ice inside, and if you can't feel any force, the contents froze over.
Repeat the test with different cartons until you find one you're satisfied with.

The iced carton test works best at schools that store liquids like milk and juice inside containers.

by ChameleonDragon November 13, 2019

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by anonymous November 21, 2019

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Torture...

“Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!”
“Carrlooss!”

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

Panty-size-test

Panties that are so but they don't fit inside the woman wearing them. Panties should be able to wear the pussy that is wearing them.

To test if a pair of sexy panties are too big, take them off and stuff them in her pussy. If they fit then they are not to boy, if they don't, they are too big

Her panties looked huge on her, but the panty-size-test showed me how sexy they were, watching her stuff them inside her pussy proved they weren't too big at all.

by Scvlocal September 4, 2017

three episode test

A test were the first three episodes of an anime are watched to conclude if the person in question likes it and will watch it.

Person 1: Do you like this anime?

Person 2: I will have to perform the three episode test to find out.

by Majoorhenk February 21, 2017