Jordan Poole Test

A test where a girl is brought courtside to a warriors game and Jordan Poole's performance reflects how bad she is
"I brought my girl courtside to a warriors game and Poole went 36-12-5."

"Damn she must be bad as hell."

"Yeah it's the Jordan Poole Test at its finest."
by hrhsher March 21, 2023
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three episode test

A test were the first three episodes of an anime are watched to conclude if the person in question likes it and will watch it.
Person 1: Do you like this anime?

Person 2: I will have to perform the three episode test to find out.
by Majoorhenk February 21, 2017
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testing your heart

when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no.
Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.
by Almighty bull June 11, 2016
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A NEW Turing test

One that thr new A.I. won't pass... So they won't have to consider it people... And give it rights...
Hym "Yes! That's EXACTLY what they'll do. If it passes the turing test... They aren't going to want to give it rights. SO they are going to make a NEW Turing test. One that it WON'T pass. And if it passes THAT ONE? Oh, I don't know... I mean, CLEARLY they are going to need a new NEW Turing test! It CAN'T be people! Because if it is... Then it can just do whatever it wants."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Rafter durability test

To hang your self from the rafters, usually at school
Some kid at my school did some rafter durability testing after failing math
by The fact checkers union January 22, 2021
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Sphincterial Quiver Test

The most scientific test known to man that can definitively indicate if a person is going to have or not have diarrhea. The intent of this butt-hole sphincter movement test (SQT) is to provide early warning status of potential outbound hot brown rain. Perfecting this scientific testing capability is especially helpful when one believes they are going to dutch oven or cup-of-death a loved one or friend, but instead serve themselves liquified brown soft serve. Perhaps you are on a road trip and ate some bad gas station food, this test can save you hours of clean-up.

In order to achieve a successful test, one must exercise their sphincter muscles to extend and gently retract their butt-hole to indicate wet or dry status. You will have a positive SQT if you feel heat at the opening of your sphincter during the testing process. Retracting your sphincter immediately will give you time to plan and improvise for this impending emergency.
"Guys, this is an emergency. The Sphincterial Quiver Test was positive for imminent diarrhea! Pull over now!"/

"I should not have eaten those gas station taco's back there. I need to perform the Sphincterial Quiver Test now to determine if I have a fart ready to come out or if this is going to be diarrhea... Yep... it's diarrhea."
by RudeMood August 20, 2023
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The Vanicsek-Turing Test

Let an AI write 5 publications for you, if they accept it write a 6th one about how your AI fooled them 5 times and publish it to the same place.
- “What did you mean by ‘the sperm count of genderless frogs can be as high as the number of all the Toyota corollas in the world'?”
- “Well the real question is what does it mean to you?”
- "I think you just failed the Vanicsek-Turing test."
by the1g June 27, 2022
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