dick

A playtoy for all females to enjoy.Which i disappointingly attached to an idiot which is called a "man".We females would usually just play with it.....suck on it....until.....MAGICALLY....this delicious white come comes out of the mushroom and if it gets in ourpussy....9 months later a cute adorable baby will come out and apppppparently we have to share it with those....."men".😝

mmmmm this.....dick tastes sooo good and feels soooo hard.....ooooo the whit stuff came out

by Foreveravoss June 13, 2016

Dick

What females usually have in their pussy.

" Ohh~ Put your dick in me pleasee~ "

by Jeff The Killer B) September 14, 2014

dick'\

a giant dick, mainly William's because he's was born that way. ;)

Dick'\ went in my tiny ass pussy last night. It felt sooooo good.

by giant dickerya June 14, 2016

dicking around

Wasting time, not being productive.

"Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

by Ku-be-yaa October 30, 2003

dick in a box

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box

by caffeine21 December 23, 2006

toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.

Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.

by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012

reptile dick

A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.

WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)

Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.

(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.

by Tombona84@DNTweldcenter December 19, 2013