Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021
Get the Alpha Mattmug. That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Get the Street Fighter Alpha Daltonmug. Sentence used in League of Legends by the Master Yi main cowsep. Its used when you use the hability: Alpha strike to Dodge another hability but It stills hit you.
by Yvel November 14, 2017
Get the i was in alphamug. When a man so insecure in themselves to the point that not even Gay or bisexual men are turned on by them.
by AspieChu July 19, 2025
Get the Alpha Malemug. by Hdkahe May 16, 2017
Get the Alphamug. in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.
by lyerdism March 18, 2019
Get the alpha male aprilmug. 