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Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021
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Street Fighter Alpha Dalton

That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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i was in alpha

Sentence used in League of Legends by the Master Yi main cowsep. Its used when you use the hability: Alpha strike to Dodge another hability but It stills hit you.
I was in Alpha but that skillshot still landed in me.
by Yvel November 14, 2017
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alpha cue

by coolcraft April 27, 2019
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Alpha Male

When a man so insecure in themselves to the point that not even Gay or bisexual men are turned on by them.
Imagine being so insufferable you have to call yourself an alpha male
by AspieChu July 19, 2025
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Alpha

Hot man with deliciously bodacious suckable balls. He also fucks Samuel's mom
You have balls like Alpha
by Hdkahe May 16, 2017
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alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.
girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄
by lyerdism March 18, 2019
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