Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
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Why?

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Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
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Teacher

A stupid old guy or a fat old cow who doesn't know what he or she is droning about in a room full of smarter kids.
Teacher Joseph is an idiot.
by William實況 June 4, 2020
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That vegan teacher

Katie Karen diekmeyer otherwise known as that vegan teacher is a Canadian YouTuber who is known for her controversial methods of promoting veganism. One of them includes her singing a song telling people to change their religion if it doesn’t allow them to be vegan. She has a dog named Bella whom she feeds a vegan diet. Her Tiktok account was suspended for making a suggestive joke to a minor, Tommyinnit. She is also a former teacher.
“Eating animals is wrong, hurting animals is wrong, share this song!”
-that vegan teacher
by anonymous June 2, 2022
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teacher

lots of the time a fucking bitch that doesnt care about kids. they usually take the fun out of kids to make them feel better.
they will get mad over nothing and get so mad that they tell everyone in the staff and they will your parents and lie about what happened. they also ruin the kids day
by sewdyer June 17, 2021
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today/next time is your lucky day YOU GET TO SLAP YOUR TEACHER!!!
if you're teacher gives you homework slap them. :3
i slap my teacher when we had a Math test (April 25) national slap your teacher day!
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Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023
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a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.
the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome
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