Drunk as a Russian

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears

Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

by Drunk Russian With Vodka February 19, 2019

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Russian Giraffe

A very tall Russian girl, who is extremely nationalistic, although raised in a different country, and is very stubborn. Strong supporter of communism and Stalin, and is known by everyone for her love of Russia. Also used as a derogatory term for extremely pretty Russian girls.

Oh my God, that girl is such a Russian giraffe... geez I can't stand her.
Look, it's a Russian giraffe.

by lizzelovessss November 17, 2009

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Russian Lasagna

1. Code word for Vodka. Commonly used in conversation by underage drinkers.

Person 1: You, what are we having tonight?!?
Person 2: Some Russian Lasagna.
Person 1: AH! Motherland!

by ~j.ln. February 3, 2010

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Russian Defense

Strategy employed by the Russians in every single war they have ever fought. Basically involves digging in, sending suicidal charges of men, mostly unarmed to the slaughter, and hoping the winter sets in quickly and kills the invading army.

Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).

Aleksander: Should we try and hold of the invading army?
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!

by Agent Red October 19, 2010

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