A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024
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Josh is an idiot.
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by Soupaquite July 30, 2018
Get the American Football mug.football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends
by stellasucksd November 21, 2021
Get the football d mug.1. When all of your bed springs break from scoring your girlfriend.
2. An atari 2600 game, simply called Football, but commonly referred to as Football Island.
3. HELL
2. An atari 2600 game, simply called Football, but commonly referred to as Football Island.
3. HELL
1. Damn it! My bed turned into Football Island!
2. Wanna play Football Island?
3. I went to Football Island after I died.
2. Wanna play Football Island?
3. I went to Football Island after I died.
by TeleKamptiA November 22, 2022
Get the Football Island mug.Something you use to play football with that hurts terribly when you wear it. It has plastic nail-like things at the bottom of it that can be easily used to break your foot accidentally.
Nick: Where are you going?
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.
by dictionaryurbanname April 1, 2023
Get the football shoe mug.A person who when talking about themselves, instead describes the past four seasons of THEIR football team.
by Lindydanny March 16, 2019
Get the Football sexual mug.A sport that combines the intensity of American football with the coziness of a living room. played in a glorified fishbowl known as the "arena." Invented by over-enthusiastic armchair quarterbacks who wanted a taste of gridiron glory without the inconvenience of outdoor elements, arena football boasts all the excitement of its larger counterpart, minus the field, the grass, and any semblance of sanity,
much like the protagonist of a certain infamous Tik tokers ex-husband, individuals may spin Lies that crumble faster than a poorly constructed stadium roof. So, if your partner claims to be an arena football player, it might be wise to double-check their playbook before committing to any lifelong contracts.
much like the protagonist of a certain infamous Tik tokers ex-husband, individuals may spin Lies that crumble faster than a poorly constructed stadium roof. So, if your partner claims to be an arena football player, it might be wise to double-check their playbook before committing to any lifelong contracts.
After watching the latest episode of "Who the F*** Did I Marry?" on TikTok, I couldn't help but panic when my tinder date brought up that he played arena football.
by sunnypatch February 25, 2024
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