Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape
Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
by PawlWawl August 14, 2016
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Waylon Sweats

Abnormally excessive sweating involving the extremities, underarms, and face, usually unrelated to body temperature or exercise.
Mane,that ninja got the Waylon Sweats!
by Bernard Witherspoon June 11, 2021
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Macaroni sweats

The perspiration that gathers on ones forehead and face from leaning over a bowl of hot food.
"After two bowls of piping hot chicken noodle soup, I was dripping from macaroni sweats."
by Scaboodles August 25, 2017
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Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.
Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.
by Triptow November 21, 2020
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Email Sweats

Moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to having doubts regarding the quality of an email.
After checking his email for errors for the 30th time, Gary could not shake the email sweats. He eventually said f*ck it and hit send.
by G-Email November 3, 2021
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sweating your contract

"Hey Mary, Con Johnroy told me that he was sweating your contract."
by William of Oak Crest February 8, 2014
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Sweat Potato

Sedentary person who wears sweat pants everywhere.
“I took my family to the movie theatre on Christmas day and the place was crawling with sweat potatoes.”
by johncy December 15, 2023
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