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Steven

Steven is a lonely log .He always tries to fit in but he fails all the time. He is adopted and no 1 likes him .He has a fat girlfriend and thinks there everything .He has a big mushroom head .He likes toes.He talks like a strange animal
"Steven is such a weirdo"
by Skytv May 19, 2019
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Steven

Sexc virgin boy who needs sum pussy
Steven loves his gf and is freaky for her only
by yannaaaaaaaa February 15, 2025
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Stevens

Stevens is someone nice and will always be available to help. A very tall guy with advanced leadership skills and will always nominate himself for the highest position possible. In other words... He's picking up the president's stones with his gauntlet. His peers will always tell him that his pulling b***** wherever he goes. He will be the kindest person you will ever meet in your entire life. Quite a sorry person, sometimes you might think he's Canadian because they are known to say sorry. However, that does not change him because he will always be a forgiving person in any situation. He will be a loyal gentleman, friendly, caring and with a good heart for the community. Funny enough that he needs an update to his drip then he'll be the ultimate drippy guy.
Stevens: Hi there! *giggles*
Stevens: Sorry, I need your help.
Stevens: Sorry...
Stevens: It's okay! Don't worry! Everything is fine!
by FlintstonegummiesofErzaScarlet October 20, 2022
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Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021
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Steven

Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.
Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”
by Bs.gerp January 30, 2020
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steven bilski

a kid that plays football for rockford high school and sits next to lauren and cam in typing class
by pseudonym983759 October 14, 2011
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Steven Brady

Likes to sit home and count his money and walk the dog to the pub
by Steve Brady December 15, 2022
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