Secret Squirrel

One who dissapears or acts as if he/she is sly, or does sneaky things without peers knowing. Usaully when a person is a Secret Squirrel, that person acts scary as if someone is on to them or, knows whatever the secret might be. This word comes from an Hanna-Babera created cartoon, which tells about a detective/spy Squirrel who jumps around hiding and solving mysteries. My dad also likes to call my older sister and my mother a Secret Squirrel often when playing aorund with them.

Im tired of my friend jumping around like we dont know what shes doing, Secret Squirrels never learn.

Secret Squirrel by Invisible Girl The Chick June 5, 2010

Flying Squirrel 

The act of squeezing the last glass of wine from a wine box.

In these tougher times, many of us are drinking Box wine, and there is always one more glass in the box after the normal process or using the spout/nozzle

Rip open the Box (use a a fire starter) and flatten out the plastic bag. Grab all four corners with the spout pointed down....Looks like a flying squirrel.

Drain out all the remaining wine to the spout/nozzle and pour into glass.

How are we doing with that box of Wine - "Looks like we are going to need a Flying Squirrel"

No more wine ? "No, I used the last, had to Flying Squirrel it"

Flying Squirrel by 007professor007 April 21, 2010

muddy squirrel 

Someone who will go into woods without fear of bears, snakes or crazy people. A gritty adventurer.

Is that a muddy squirrel hiking the Appalachian Trail?

muddy squirrel by AThiker July 22, 2013

Blind Squirrel 

After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.

Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.

She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.

Blind Squirrel by TheLog127 July 17, 2011

scamming the squirrel 

Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.

Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.

Dialogue between 2 friends:

Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"

Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"

scamming the squirrel by Cut Master November 7, 2007

Indit Squirrel 

The adorable little critters you see running around on moderate to high doses of Diphenhydramine.

Dude1: Since we left taco bell, i saw like, five indit squirrels!

dude2: mskdefhdb

Dude1: yeah, i know.

Indit Squirrel by Doc Hydramine February 26, 2011

fart squirrel 

A skunk - See various memes

Did you see that fart squirrel over there in the bushes?!

fart squirrel by Biffosscott November 17, 2015