Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!

Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.

by Edubz October 5, 2017

Silver Spring

A person, place, relationship, activity, time, idea or anything that has a moderate amount of capital or influence that can be tapped by a "silver digger" in order for them to support their life-style.

Anita Hill followed Clearance Thomas from job to job earning experience and influence, but when the silver spring dried up, all the sudden she was a sexual assault victim.

by LuvH8Peace November 27, 2017

Slavic Spring Mix

When you give your bowl a lite-touch™ of salvia.

"Hey, you wanna smoke some of that Slavic Spring Mix?"

"Let me just grab my Adidas tracksuit ."

by Russian Mexican May 3, 2018

Nig-spigget

A spigget that gets nigged(Colin)

colin ur such a nig-spigget

by Nig-spigget May 29, 2018

Ram spring

When you just decide to fuck every girl you talk to in a short amount of time

Damn I’m going on a ram spring. I don’t need anyone to hold me down.

by Bsysh May 31, 2018

Cheeseburger Spring Roll

When an American and an Asian love each other very much.

American: Tonight we are gonna do a cheeseburger spring roll
Asian: I’m down ;)

by Kid Kawaii July 9, 2018

Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019