To Punch someone in the face, intending punch them so hard they get a cut and bleed. (their skin splits)
by raycharlesx October 13, 2012
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The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
Get the split screening mug.When you "split those", it means you are getting some action. You have cracked the code and spread the legs.
by mastah_splintah February 20, 2014
Get the split those mug.The intentional parting of ones hair down the middle for the purpose of hiding widow's peak type male pattern baldness. This style is commonly adopted by washed out Rock and Roll bands and their fans. It is closely related to the comb over.
In preparation for his 20 year high school reunion, Bob decides to style his hair into a split-over to hide his male pattern baldness.
Hey Joe, check out the split-over on that guy.
Hey Joe, check out the split-over on that guy.
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