sandy goldstein

a very attractive male that has very good taste in girls. is very gentlemanly and always thinks of others first. there isn't a better guy.

damn, sandy goldstein is the best boyfriend ever !!

by hushhushchild May 24, 2017

spanky scurgler

Someone who sips spunk through a straw

Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate

by Grug101 June 11, 2017

Sandy

Sandy is a big booty bitch who usually acts like slut. She is the kind of girl to get wasted at parties and end up in a bed with a total stranger. When she gets home, her parents usually fuck her up. She doesn't go to school half of the time cuz she's beat up so badly. When she goes to school, she give bj's during passing time in the boys bathroom. She uses the big stall and has decor in there that says "Sandy's bj's. $5 each." She will also have the occasional anal sex. If her dad found out, he would gut her like a melon. Asking her, "is this what you want?! Is it?!". Sandy would lay in her room crying. Therefore Sandy is a terrible name to give your child.

Guy 1: Hop diggity damn! Dat Sandy gives the Best bj's!

Guy 2: She let me go down on her the other day. Tasted like sand.

Guy 3: I went deep into her. Tight as fuck. And that ass!

by Ellie Kringer June 12, 2017

Scandy

A slang term for gossip or 'scandal'

Listening to two people argue while just sit here and soak up the scandy...

by scandyG June 20, 2017

Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 21, 2017

sandy rocking chair

When you on the beach and she wants to have you deep throat her while she sitting down. Gotta hit her with that Sandy rocking chair, cause she gonna be rocking that head back and forth if you catch my drift

Bitch yeah get that shit, girl you so good at doing the sandy rocking chair

by SANDY ROCKING CHAIR July 20, 2017

sandy branch

When you're having intercourse on a beach.

Yeah man, I gave her the sandy branch after sunset.

by jaredg August 2, 2017