A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.

Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!

by Realdido November 23, 2023

Meatball slider

The act of dipping one's testicles in a woman's vagina while on her period. Then proceeding to slide them across her forhead.

*preferably while exclaiming, "MAMA MIA!"

Tony gives some of the best meatball sliders in town.

by Donald Keadik November 25, 2023

Meatball slider

The act of dipping one's testicles in a woman's vagina while on her period. Then proceeding to slide them across her forhead.

*preferably while exclaiming, "MAMA MIA!"

Tony gives some of the best meatball sliders in town.

by Donald Keadik November 25, 2023

caca slider

A caca slider is when a person poops on a slippery surface and lets it slide. Mostly happens when a man poops in the shower and it falls in the drain.

Guy in shower "Woah a fuggn' caca slider!!"
Greg in the living room "Zach yo so gross man, what the dingle dangle!?"

by Zachibald July 26, 2024

feet soldier

feet soldier is somebody who loves feet. and is attracted to them.

> yo have you seen what (name) likes?
> yeah bro hes a feet soldier

by wesssjx August 22, 2024

toy soldier shower

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship

Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower

Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.

by Tan tatter March 10, 2024

Newfie slider whistle

The art of inserting a flesh light into another man’s anus and having sex with the sex toy so it isn’t gay.

I gave my bro a Newfie slider whistle and didn’t have to say no homo first

by Babybert April 15, 2024