hero shift

N. The hero shift is a shift worked at a retail store from before open to after closing time. This usually leads to a day long nap the next day.

Employee 1: Did you hear Rick is pulling a hero shift today?
Employee 2: he is either desperate for money, or hates himself and his sleep schedule.

by -_-nope October 8, 2017

skin shift

Prolapse rectum skin that can transfer from the rectum to the penis to create penile elongation. Essentially it’s a back and forth slinky effect from rectum to penis.

Whenever I want an extra few inches, all I gotta do is skin shift my butthole into my penis.

by That Wench November 21, 2017

Doug shift

A person who leave work hours early.

You’re leaving work at 5 instead of 7? That’s a Doug shift.

by Mr3fiddy April 16, 2023

Russian No Sniff

When a group of friends buys a round of shots that have one staight vodka and all the others are staight water. Without sniffing or knowing what glass contains the vodka everyone drinks!

Dude, 6 shots to choose from and I got the Russian No Sniff!

by Hot Dog Harmon January 15, 2010

The king shift

When you're working a long shift that makes you want to cry but you stick through it because it will make your paycheck look tasty.

"Man I'm working the king shift today"
"So that mean we can't marathon lord of the rings at all then"

by Kingshiftboiiiii June 25, 2016

itch and sniff

when someone itches themselves in their genitals then is curious of what it smells like so you smell your fingers afterwards

oh my lord!! i just saw Julia itch her vagina then smell her fingers!! we should call her itch and sniff

by yung savage grl February 17, 2018

snifter

Normally an elegant glass for drinking Brandy but also a verb for the 'taint lover' in all of us.

Bob, you know that hot chick Heather? I fucked her all night and she forgot her panties when she left. I wore them on my head at home all day and 'snifter'

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009