Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

by Reepacheep March 13, 2011

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1 acceptance

2 Giggity

well you have yourself a slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal fine sir

by Barnaby Jones II February 16, 2009

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Smack your tall friends ass day

Today is smack your tall friend ass day

This day happens everyday from march to may.

Hey sky!
what Greg?
Its smack your tall friends ass day!!!!

by mariafootlettuce March 25, 2022

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Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

by Royal Oak Douchebag January 17, 2012

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Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.

"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.

by CKB Productions December 31, 2008

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