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by woajsneme September 21, 2020
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simp- omg, u r such a Sagi
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The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.
"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "
by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021
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what 8 year olds call people who disagree with them
YOU THINK TECHNO IS BETTER THEN DREAM??!@?@??@?!"@?!?@!@?@?!@?!?@!>?@ SIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The salami guy January 27, 2021
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person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft
by luna de angelis December 1, 2021
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Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.

In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold February 26, 2022
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A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019
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