SIMP

The very identification of a desperate girl. Studs Idolizing Mediocre Penis is a common action that is performed by women when they are very desperate for the D, this is guaranteed not worth the effort or attention they give, since the male has a rather small PP.

"fuck sake, Ruby being such a SIMP over Jarred"

"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"

by ceo of urban dick May 18, 2020

simp

a dude that puts a lot of effort into a female but gets very little in return

thing 1 " dude Tim is such a simp!"
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".

by Linstanity628157 April 01, 2020

simp

Guy named Limun who is trash at games and likes e-girls.

-Let's play League of Legends.

-Nah, ur such a simp

by John Cake July 23, 2020

simp

man who gives money and affection to e girls in expectation for sexual gratification even though the woman gives no interest in the man

bryent's donated hella cash to my little sister even though she is a lesbian what a simp

by Skyrheslayervsg April 12, 2020

simp

what 8 year olds call people who disagree with them

YOU THINK TECHNO IS BETTER THEN DREAM??!@?@??@?!"@?!?@!@?@?!@?!?@!>?@ SIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The salami guy January 28, 2021

simp

A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.

A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.

by Short and Stubby Alex August 08, 2020

Simping

Taking it up the ass from a cat boi

Nick Fuentes took a mad simping this evening

by Clark Cat FUCKER January 11, 2020