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samonologue 

Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.

Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.
Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right

Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...

Person 3: What is he talking about?

Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...

or

Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing

Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it
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A Sijmon is a man who places fake 'silent' letters in his name so that he can appear European and therefore exotic.
That big creepy Aussie bloke over there reckons he's Dutch. He keeps approaching people from behind. Now he's trying to hit on the male bartender. He's such a Sijmon.
Sijmon by The Real Sabretooth March 19, 2014
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Bro your juul got me so shmonzed.
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Sibongumusa Magagula 

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Sibongumusa Magagula is the richest living soul
Sibongumusa Magagula by Sakhile December 6, 2018
She’s a beautiful and wonderful younglady she’s caring and special inside she has good confident about her self and she is very strong .
Samonta thick thick .
samonta by Therealniya October 6, 2019
When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.
"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."

"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
semonic by bill1123581321 April 14, 2020
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Goodness, I've never met anyone like Sidonah.
Sidonah by Dr. Medicalschool March 18, 2021