The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 11, 2010
The act of performing bloody anal fisting in the truck bed of a 1980’s Chevy Silverado inside the dealership service lane while the solo of freebird by Lynard Skynard plays out of the singular working speaker in the truck.
by Husky Johnson Beaver Retriever May 9, 2023
when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.
by smallbutgoodpersonality June 18, 2022
by Swaggy P5972 April 14, 2022
When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.
John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle
by ElevenToesJohn April 5, 2023
I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.
by Stickee Fingaz September 21, 2013
by __Frosty December 5, 2019