stuffed shirt

the product from when a girl fills her bra with toilet paper to make her breasteses look bigger

hugh: hey guy did u mess around with amy last night?
ian: yeah but get this...i was feeling her up and toilet paper fell out...she had a stuffed shirt

by ian the d February 25, 2004

green shirt

Some of the hardest motherfuckers you've ever met. Known to be armed with mostly tennis balls as a primary means of defense/attack. Can implement immense amounts of destruction and pain with said weapons.

Chief rivals of the Blue Shirt gang.

That boy Gary's a hard motherfucker, he a green shirt!

by zchris87v September 26, 2006

sucking tit through a shirt

Its what you say when you get something but realize its not quite all you could have...you are just short of the goal

"hey man, I heard that chick you took home made you wear a condom.."
"yeah, it was like sucking tit through a shirt"

by Bullshit99 November 7, 2006

shirt lifter

one who lifts his shirt in order for a fellow to 'sing to the vicar'

stop touching my arse shirt lifter.

by horse September 20, 2003

shirtain

A shirt so hideous in it's loud garish design, that it is quite feasibly made from the cloth of a curtain. A combination of shirt and curtain becomes shirtain.

Wow, that dude must be brave to wear such a shirtain!

by swinstead October 9, 2008

Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.

Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Shirter

Somebody who wears replica football shirts all the time, not just a one off. Strong correlation with being a virgin.

‘Oh look it’s a shirter. Grow up mate’

by Amp12 May 19, 2019