Satanism

A group of pathetic emo nerds who feel enlightened yet still adhere to the ridiculous concept of religion by calling themselves satanists.

“I had no friends, so I chose Satanism”

by sheetstains September 20, 2020

satan

my mom

my mother is satan

by i’m am your real mother November 22, 2021

satan

An adversary or an opponent.

When put in as, "Satan", it would direct our attention to Lucifer. In the standard case, it would mean someone who opposes another.

"I just can't get past the fact that you really are satan."

"I think I know a satan when I see one."

by lsaylessl May 10, 2023

Spawn of Satan

A demon girl, that’s bad news but is a 10/10. you will do anything for her because she has a hold on you and your dick! A true spawn of Satan.

That girl ain’t a demon bro she’s a “spawn of Satan”. She will drain your sack and your mental!

by Mnsrd September 10, 2023

Be gone satan

Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.

Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*

by DaOneAndOnlyYandere December 4, 2019

Satan

Gay

Satan is gay, duh

by DarkEla5 March 15, 2023

Sack of satan dongs

Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S

I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs

by Faster81 April 3, 2020