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Granny stoner

It is our god
A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too

Granny stoner weed!!!

- Cursed.
by Tinkfan_Teletubbies February 26, 2023
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Stoner

Someone who smokes marijuana. Stoners are down to earth people who dont look for drama and just live there life. Stoners are often the most chill people youll meet and dont expect to be judged for smoking weed by arrogant piss pots who are uninformed about the benefits of weed.
by Jacob Acuna January 10, 2021
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Stoner Stomach

The ill Stomach sensation after mixing foods while satisfying the munchies.
I believe i have Stoner Stomach from the Sushi, Strawberry milk, and Tapioca pudding not getting along Damn munchies.
by Lb Vsqz September 20, 2014
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Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high
I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.
by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023
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Stoner’s Chess

The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.
Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.
by Tim Books June 28, 2020
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Stoner Status

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011
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stoners honor

When your friend promises you that you will smoke some bud later
“We gonna smoke later” “yea stoners honor
by Faddeddarkness November 5, 2017
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