united states

hey, we got our issues but we’re trying. some days it’s the 1800’s and other days it’s 3020.

person 1: “ man, the united states is fucked up!”
person 2: “hey, at least they got good food.”

by snowman2680 January 26, 2018

autumn stage

A sweet yet intelligent girl who is beautiful inside and out. She is loyal and has the looks every guy wishes for.

Autumn Stage is hot!!!

by narwhal08 May 19, 2018

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

savannah staggs

savannah is the most kind hearted ray of sunshine you’ll ever meet, she is a laxer and will take you mans with one look,, her best friend is nicky murtha and together they are bad bitches that put military kids in their place,, they often refer to people they don’t like as traps and will never ever stop. the two are scared of pemberton kids and teenage pregnancies. there are endless talks about finger nails and education on abortions. she is my absolute best friend and i would not trade her for the world,
i love you sav you stoopid bitchass

“savannah staggs your pretty litty, don’t fall for the asian trap”

by murthdaddy November 25, 2018

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

SUGAR Stage Maid

A "lady" with friendzone status only that serves as a go between to make "girlfriends" and "sidechicks" alike feel threatened, jealous, or envious...She holds no hearts only temporary status and position in order to "train" your girl.

"I CANT BE YOUR SUGAR STAGE MAID ANYMORE...BREAK UP W THAT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY...I CAN DO IT WAY BETTER"

"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"

by SassyMlf17 October 14, 2019