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spunk the bottle 

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'
John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle
spunk the bottle by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017

spunk salad 

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
spunk salad by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
A large group of men all masturbate and cum all over a basketball, the person to cum last has to cross a basketball court and keep playing with the basketball until they successfully dunk it.
Hey you guys wanna play spunkdunk?

Sure thing i always cum first!
SpunkDunk by Ronger September 14, 2017

Spunk Trunk 

Any rear-end (butt, ass, or man hole, etc.) that has been fucked and ejaculated in. Fucked and filled.
After much thrusting and half of a bottle of lube I blew my nut in his spunk trunk.
Spunk Trunk by PHLbtfckBROS November 27, 2017

sponky-tron 

A person of Caucasian and Hispanic ethnicity who owns a transformers belt, either he/she is an Autobot or Decepticon
1.AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT!
2.Oh no! I am a sponky-tron.
sponky-tron by autobots December 7, 2017
a penis that ejaculates in monumental proportions. a biblical style flood
i used my spunkhose on ur mum. she drowned.
spunkhose by sp.u May 5, 2018