"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
A large group of men all masturbate and cum all over a basketball, the person to cum last has to cross a basketball court and keep playing with the basketball until they successfully dunk it.