kentucky spine shifter

Supplies:
A pack of frozen marbles
A slip and slide
A pair of kid size 4 soccer cleats
Fishing line "the strong stuff"
Philips head screwdriver WOMAN ADVISORY!!! its the one that looks like the plus sign--
Eyepatch
Bon Jovi CD (demo if possible)

Procedure-
Reverse hogtie your girlfriend (or for our friends in kentucky your sisters and/or moms are ok)
set up the slip n slide on stair case
put marbles in cleats and hit her/them in their good eye at the same time as you push her/them down the slip and slide
listen to bon jovi CD
give eyepatch to victim

return screwdriver

See kentucky spine shifter youtube

by mcsourmilk April 20, 2014

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So you got really bored huh. You've done all the ways you could possibly type out qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and you've typed out all of the numbers in every way possible.

You found it.
Out of complete boredom, on your ass with your homework that's due tomorrow, you found this.
You absolute lowlife.

"Jimmy where is your homework!?"
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"Fair enough"

by tealyy March 15, 2021

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you decided to become so bored you type out the entire keyboard including shift

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by bluemrmanb December 1, 2021

shi0t

basicly another word for the swear word: SHIT
(mainly used when playing computer games)

Shi0t! that was close!!

by Jazz Carter April 8, 2007

shaft mosser

Someone who fools around with dicks.

Damn that girl is fine.
Hope she's a shaft mosser.

by Pussilia August 13, 2009

shifab

Adj : when something is both shitty and fabulous at the same time.

My life is so shifab right now. My career is going fabulous while my personal life is shitty.

by Anjoel October 25, 2013

Shaft Attack

The act of being penetrated by 2 or more penises (at once or alternating) into your rectum

I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!

"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon

by Roko8888 May 31, 2014