Usain Salt

When someone is super quick to get upset about something.

Why are you so upset?! I said it like 2 seconds ago Usain Salt.

by HoOdehZA November 20, 2017

small salt

Someone who gets mad salty over small situations.

Amanda is pretty salty that i took a bite outta her ice cream. What a small salt.

by small salt May 9, 2018

Big Salt

When you’re a angry little kid who took the fattest L in Rainbow Six: Seige

Player “Taketh Thy Loss” through his childish actions he shows nothing but Big Salt. LOL

by Paper god March 15, 2018

salt kill

To kill an enemy player in a video game in a way that induces salt or to add salt to the wound after killing an enemy.

Guy 1: What the fuck?! This guy is teabagging me and he's losing!
Guy 2: Yeah their team has been salt killing this entire game.

by TheyCallMeTranq February 17, 2017

Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously

Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017

Salt

The act of being salty. One who is salty can be described as "Salt".

Mia: God chloe's so salty today.

Juliana: She's salt.

by juliana the banallergist February 28, 2017

salt merchant

An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.

Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.

Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.

Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!

Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.

by Giant Miniature Space Hampster March 5, 2017