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ryan

A person who is a liar, and a fun sucking vaccum that cant take a joke and is such a sensitive vagina and you can never be happy around them or have fun because they suck so bad.
omg that girl we started hanging out with is such a ryan we couldnt even joke around with her.
no wondr she has no friends.
by a gr8 person September 14, 2016
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ryan

The most fugliest biggest jerk in the world . He could never get a girlfriend because he looks like shit. Since he can get his own girlfriend has to suck his own dick. He wishes he could get the pussy but he can't all the lady refuse.
by Vjfvhfjgh May 18, 2016
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ryan

ryan is a person who sucks at video games( call of duty 4 and halo 3) and yet tries to be as cool as that kid sam who is so cool that his massivly large penis is uncontrollably cumming everywhere
wow ryan sucks at video games. sams so cool though. his dicks huge!
by besat February 22, 2009
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ryan

a ryan is generally a slang term for a toilet or lavatory. although in the same way that words such as shit or fuck can be used in many different wways, so can ryan.. examples are below
that guy is a total ryan = that guys is a total fuck head

omg look its ryans best friend = omg look its that kid whos got no friends

hey isnt that guy ryan = hey isnt that guy a total fuck head who takes ur only opportunity to see a hell good band to tell u in person that he cant do anythign that night cause his mummy is too protective.... what?
by ryanisafatblob October 18, 2008
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ryan

piece of shit that takes people's sandwiches
by autistic rape victim January 19, 2017
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ryan

a guy who messes with the girl hes with mentally and smells like nigga ass
by uh oh stunky November 12, 2019
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ryan

Ryan is a faggot. Never listen to what he has to say. Throw rocks at him. Dumb bitch that he is, probably wont even notice.
"I saw Ryan walking down the street so I stoned him to death," Guy #1
"Woah, good job, did he notice?" Guy #2
"Nah, he's too much of a dumb bitch." Guy #1
"True."
by myballsareinyourmumsmouthrn March 20, 2017
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