Russian No Sniff

When a group of friends buys a round of shots that have one staight vodka and all the others are staight water. Without sniffing or knowing what glass contains the vodka everyone drinks!

Dude, 6 shots to choose from and I got the Russian No Sniff!

by Hot Dog Harmon January 16, 2010

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Russian Giraffe

A very tall Russian girl, who is extremely nationalistic, although raised in a different country, and is very stubborn. Strong supporter of communism and Stalin, and is known by everyone for her love of Russia. Also used as a derogatory term for extremely pretty Russian girls.

Oh my God, that girl is such a Russian giraffe... geez I can't stand her.
Look, it's a Russian giraffe.

by lizzelovessss November 18, 2009

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Russian Mafia

The act of putting a gun up a woman's vagina.

Stan gave his girl a Russian Mafia last night and they haven't spoken since.

by The AwkwardTree October 12, 2017

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Russian Defense

Strategy employed by the Russians in every single war they have ever fought. Basically involves digging in, sending suicidal charges of men, mostly unarmed to the slaughter, and hoping the winter sets in quickly and kills the invading army.

Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).

Aleksander: Should we try and hold of the invading army?
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!

by Agent Red October 17, 2010

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