Riding Dirty

Riding in a car with overly tinted windows.

Yo, did you see that Bigwig over there, he is totally riding dirty!

by snizzlewhoop June 26, 2008

Reading the Newspaper

Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.

Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!

Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!

Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..

by t0uchmiib0dy August 2, 2008

riding dirty

having sex without condom.

Guy #1: Hi there my name is _______, it is nice to meet you.
Girl #1: I am ________, likewise.
hours later.....

Guy #1: I hit it from the backside
Guy #2: Did you have a rubber?
Guy #1: Nah, I was riding dirty.

by Jason Caplan July 29, 2006

Riding Dirty

The art of a girl riding a male like she is riding a raging bull during sexual intercourse as she mouth fucks you with a dried up terd of their choosing. The feces should be at least two days old and preferably at least four inches long for the best experience.

(Girl) Ken and I were fucking the other night and I got on top of his cock and starting riding him like a I was riding a bucking bronco. While I was dancing on his pole I seen that his cat's liter box needed to be cleaned so I picked up one of the longest dry terds and started mouth fucking him with it. After we finished, Ken looked at me with a big smile with cat liter between his teeth saying "baby that was AWESOME" I think I will call that RIDING DIRTY

by PseudoJohn May 14, 2011

riding the pony

When one gets screwed over. Or put in a no choice situation. Also may be refered to as "being on the ruff"

Andre: Helder want to chill on the weekend?
Helder: No man i have to go to a stupid ass wedding!!
Andre: No choice! your riding the pony!

by Andre A April 24, 2006

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003

riding dirty

When a girl is having sex on top and her (whoha) is stank it means she is riding dirty!!!

Girl having dirty sex on top whose chocha stinks is riding dirty

by CathyL December 7, 2006